so that I could go back in time, buy every single Z32 ever made from day 1 and I would make people buy them, exclusively, through me and I would buy them all back when they wanted to get rid of them.
Additionally, I would make each prospective owner fill out an application and then ultimately sign a "bad taste/tacky" and "knucklehead" clause. That clause would include words to the effect that "if you make this gift from Japanese car gods look as tacky as a high school girls notebook or drive it like a complete knucklehead and/or tool then I have the right to take this wonderful car away from you and you shall be shunned permanently from the Z community and banned from owning a Z again."